Forrest Gump Thoughts...

So listening to Frank Ocean made me watch Forrest Gump again.

I can't watch this without being all like "Jenny..you only stopped by Forrest's because he had a washer and dryer and you needed to wrench your California outfits out and you didn't have no washing powder".

Then when she saw him on TV and was like "well I be damned, Forrest", was she like "damn fool is running for the hell of it".

But when she married him, I was like "so you had to get the package and a kid before you decided to un-Friend Zone ol' Forrest".

Uh huh. READ.

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