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T.E.N. Entertainment Mess for 5/1/09

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It's the first of the month! Wake up, wake up, wake up!!! I got a few tidbits worth talking about since I ain't talked about anything since King got kilt. Let's see what we got on the block today... *After a few years o' marriage, Kelis is filing for a divorce from Nastradamus . The chick is 7 months along and apparently, she's citing the Irreconcilable thingy as the situation. I'm kind of hurt...she went through all that trouble to wear that green ass dress and now she's about to hoof it. She's seeking joint custody for the unborn seed, so at least she isn't playing dirt-like. I'm a little hurt though...she gave me hope that an odd mofo like myself could get hitch-ed. NEXT!!! *Speaking of "You Owe Me", here's Mel Gibson and the chick with the 450 MEELION dollar Nether-Regions...Oksana. (She doesn't get boldface lettering because she ain't relevant enough). At any rate, this is the reason why Mel's wife is hoofin'

T.E.N. Entertainment Mess for 5/1/09

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It's the first of the month! Wake up, wake up, wake up!!! I got a few tidbits worth talking about since I ain't talked about anything since King got kilt. Let's see what we got on the block today... *After a few years o' marriage, Kelis is filing for a divorce from Nastradamus . The chick is 7 months along and apparently, she's citing the Irreconcilable thingy as the situation. I'm kind of hurt...she went through all that trouble to wear that green ass dress and now she's about to hoof it. She's seeking joint custody for the unborn seed, so at least she isn't playing dirt-like. I'm a little hurt though...she gave me hope that an odd mofo like myself could get hitch-ed. NEXT!!! *Speaking of "You Owe Me", here's Mel Gibson and the chick with the 450 MEELION dollar Nether-Regions...Oksana. (She doesn't get boldface lettering because she ain't relevant enough). At any rate, this is the reason why Mel's wife is hoofin'