T.E.N. Entertainment News, aka-"Black Dynamite"
Well, I would like to put the readers up on "Black Dynamite", a movie starring Michael Jai White due for release in 2009. It's a spoof of Blaxploitation films, and you KNOW how I digs my Blaxploitation!!! Here's the cast: Michael Jai White - Black Dynamite Arsenio Hall - Tasty Freeze Tommy Davidson - Cream Corn Obba Babatunde - Osiris Kevin Chapman - O'Leary Richard Edson - Dino Darrel Heath - Militant 2 Buddy Lewis - Gunsmoke Brian McKnight - Sweetheat Byron Minns - Bullhorn James McManus - Richard Nixon Phil Morris - Saheed Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Mo Bitches Salli Richardson - Gloria Tucker Smallwood - Congressman James John Salley - Kotex Chris Spencer - Militant 1 Mike Starr - Rafelli Nicole Sullivan - Patricia Nixon Kym Whitley - Honeybee Mykelti Williamson - Chicago Wind Bokeem Woodbine - Black Hand Jack Cedric Yarbrough - Chocolate Giddy-Up Roger Yuan - Fiendish Dr. Wu I find this to be HILARIOUS because me, Christian and Yolanda were talking about Miguel A. ...