The University of Tennemissitucky, Home of the Gryphons!
Are you tired of traditional four year colleges taking all of your money and leaving you with nothing more than a piece of paper and major debt? Are you sick of all the "Adult Learning Programs" that really DON'T work with your life? Do you want to play sports other than the ones the NCAA regulate to the point of boredom? Well me too dammit! This is why we have the new addition to the LeMoyne Owen College area...The University of Tennemissitucky! Founded in this year, Tennemissitucky is soon to be the newest thorn in the side of the Tennessee Board of Regents..that is if they find out about us in time. The mission of our school is simple: do whatever the hell you want, pay us, then subsequently get the hell out. We don't hold you to unnecessary standards such as "Core Classes" that expire in a few years. Funny how your courses expire...but the student loan debt doesn't... To hell with all that. Here at the U, we cuts to the chase. You majoring...