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T.E.N. Snippets for March 13, 2009

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I still ain't got no Wii-placement for my pilfered system. At any rate, here are a few bits to entertain yoself. Today's report is brought to you today by me, myself and I. Chuck Norris also sponsored this report, so it's going to explode after he roundhouse kicks me. *I'd like to begin by saying that whooping ass must be in style seeing as Bebe Winans got in trouble for cutting a shine on his ex-wife. I'm going to leave that at the end of the 20 foot pole because I ain't touching it...BUT I gots a mugshot from the web! *The daughter of America's least favorite second place winner is now single. Bristol Palin and Levi "I Rather Go Muddin' Than Wear a Suit" Johnston are no longer engaged! As for the reason behind all the mess, it is stated that this was an amicable split. Amicable my ass, I called this eons ago and said that they weren't getting hitched if Ms. Sairy lost the VP spot... *Everyone's second favorite weedsmoker Cheech Mar...