An Open Letter to Evelyn...
Dear Evelyn: Let me first begin by saying that I do not know you. I have heard of you. I have seen you. But I don't KNOW you. As a matter of fact, only a chosen few really know you. Family, longtime friends, business associates, etc...but one thing is certain...I don't know you. My exposure to you came by way of months of "Basketball Wives" tweets from my rabid reality TV loving friends. I'm operating on the edited clips, gossip blogs, highlight reels and running commentaries of you, just as millions of others have done. What I can tell is that you are indeed a very beautiful woman. There's no denying that you are statuesque and have the looks needed to command the viewers. You are what the Vh1 bigwigs love. You're good looking. You're memorable. You're damaged. Damaged. In FedEx terms...Stat 37. Upon a quick search of your name, excluding the events of the last 72 hours, you come up to a fight with ...