A Guide to Being a Lady (Due to Requests) ©2009 (Repost)
I saw this on a friend of a friend's page, so give credit to George Arnett for this. As the resident hellraiser, I'm going to list what he says and put my two cents in Italics because I heckle. And heckle is what I doooooo....it's what I doooooo. 1. Learn the Power of the Pump I don’t mean gas, but heels. Let’s just face it. Nothing kills a good dress like flats. Ballet flats can work, but if you are out on the town you need to wear heels. Or I need a doctor’s note. Um, I sing "F Me Pumps", but I don't own them. I nip that in the bud by not even wearing dresses 2. About the Holding the Door thing Yes, you can hold it for a man. And he should hold it for you. However, if you both approach a door and you arrive first, don’t stand aside and wait for him to open it. That won’t prompt him to open it any sooner. It will instead prompt him to call you a bitch under his breath. There is nothing wrong with thinking a lot of yourself, but having a horrible personality...