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When Compliments Go Horrendously Askew

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I gets a hit up via messenger from a friend I've never met in person.  So allow me to share... Said person shall be referred to as "Said Person". Said Person:  Hey! Me:  Evenin' SP:  It's like in the morning Me:  That's fine SP:  LOL Me:  I dew that periodically SP:  I just wanted to tell you congratulations on getting your weight down Me:  Dank doo! SP:  You are not as fat as you were Me:  I know SP:  Not that you were fat at first Me:  It's cool.  I was fat.  Still am. SP:  Yeah, you were fat.  But like you aren't that fat. Me:  Uh herm SP:  Okay, you were fatter but now you're just fat. Me:  Dude.  Calm yo tits.  Like, you're making yoself look..odd SP:  I know what I mean.  Don't get offended. Me:  I'm not offended.  I'm just 'fused as hell. SP:  I'm sorry.  I'm not good at typing my thoughts. Me:  Shit...you had me fooled. SP:  How about I just say congratulations and go on. Me:  Yeah.  I me

Lessons I Learned from Brother Kanye

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Let me begin by saying that I don't know Kanye.  I've never met Kanye.  I was just feeling bloggy and I decided to share. I know Kanye has a reputation for being a rather eccentric character.  Whenever people discuss him nowadays, there is always some kind of derogatory, highly opinionated adjective.  Maybe it's odd of me, but I think I've learned quite a bit from the man.  I shall share. *You Can't Shut Me Up, Son* There's something mighty admirable about a man who had a whole wreck, get his whole jaw reconstructed, then does an entire song with his damn jaw wired shut!  While I was not physically restricted like he was, life itself smacked me in my face more times than I can count.  As much as I've dealt with, I can see myself being silenced.  Alas, if I didn't say anything, then all of those adversities would have won.  Now, when I speak, I speak "through the wire".  I share my stories, I say what the hell needs to be said, and nothin