T.E.N. Entertainment News, aka-Pictures and Such...for today

Right now, I am listening to the "Soul Men" version of "Boogie Ain't Nuttin". I'm still trying to do the line dance from the movie, but to no avail. I know that most of you guys have seent "Soul Men" because it only grossed $7.7 million...

...which means a LOT of black fokes have it on BOOTLEG!!!

Alas, now I shall proceed to the situmation at hand. You know how I rolleth.

"I got the boogie for you...I got some boogie for you"..

Sorry, I love that part.

This is Sammy Davis Jr and his wife Altovise. WHO does she look like to you???

That's right. She looka lika 50 Cent!!! LMAO!

Next picture!

This is Damon Dash. He spread the word somewhere that Jay-Z and Kanye had beef. Something about Jay not wanting to put a Roc-a-Fella chain on Kanye. It's okay Dame...you're trying to stay relevant. Good luck.


Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up. NEXT!

Pete & Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have had a kid...named Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Yeap, like "Jungle Book" Mowgli. Na-na-na-na-na he's gonna start a fight. (Sorry, "So What" by Pink came on, and I felt the innate desire to say that. Fie on you). Apparently, they love Disney. They had an "Alice in Wonderland" hitching complete with shotgun. How sweet!


Britney Spears says she feels like she's in prison. Apparently, having her dad control her finances and watch her daily is bothering her. Hell, I would be bothered too. $5 says she elbows the hell out her dad by Christmas. If she doesn't do it, then somebody else will.


This is TomKat. They've been married for two years. They've been relevant for one. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

*$5 more says that Katie Holmes runs away from home in 4 days*

Now, we have a few photos from the American Music Awards. Enjoy yoself!

This is Chris Brown. He doesn't know if he wants to be a damn Greaser or Mr. Rogers. Keep him in yo' prayers.

This is his woman Rihanna. She looks like she had on a really nice dress that had one stray thread in it and she kept pulling the sumbitch until she got this. Pray for her too.

Cobie Caillat has on a dress made of flowers. I wish I was small enough to wear potpourri and get away with it.

This here is Corbin Bleu from High School Musicals 1 through 34. He's finally been allowed to grow facial hair. He's also rocking the Lionel Richie hairdo. Party on, Wayne.

They have still been dressing Jordin Sparks right nicely. Me likey this here.

Queen Latifah lookin' real regal right heah...minus the Spanx. All she needed was a Higher Power Panty and she would've been flawless! Now, don't get me wrong, she looks good, but that shiny type o' material ain't benevolent to fokes bigger than Naomi Campbell.

And Ne-Yo! He said "the only thing my father ever gave me was this jacked-up hairline".

Well hell, at least he's honest.

And BOOM goes the dynamite!

Before I hoofs it, I would like to document that the infamous skinny dude who has been getting right popular doing the "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" is NOT GAY! Word is that his WIFE kept the kids at bay for 17 hours whilst he learned the dance. Ol' boy is a professional dancer and made it his business to learn this. Before you all start rolling thou eyes, the dances that Beyonce jacked to create this infamous video were originally choreographed by Bob Fosse.

Bob Fosse choreographed a whole lot of stuff, such as for the musical Chicago and most notably the "Mexican Breakfast" routine for his WIFE Gwen Verdon.


You have now been educated on men who dance but aren't gay.

Now...I'm going to go stand over here so I can dodge the flying tomatoes.


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