T.E.N. Election Pages, aka-Pray Obama IN!!!

Lookahere! This could be THE best day of our lives or the day we all prepare to move to Canada. We have the power in our hands to make things better for our lives, and we should use it. Obama is the biggest sign of change ever, but he can't be the beacon of hope that we want him to be if we don't vote. We have to remember this:

*Obama will NOT be elected by wearing the shirts!

*Obama will NOT be elected by watching his speeches on YouTube!

*Obama will NOT be elected by saying "VOTE OR DIE"!

*Dammit, Obama will NOT be elected if you change your Facebook status to reflect that you are person 1,343,342 to donate the damn status space to the election!

WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT WE VOTE HIM THE HELL IN! STOP WALKING AROUND HERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT WON'T WORK! THIS AIN'T 2000, DAMMIT! YES, BUSH STOLE THE ELECTION THEN, BUT OBAMA HAS A CHANCE NOW! THEY CAN HIDE 520 VOTES, BUT THEY CAN'T HIDE MILLIONS!

DON'T GO TO THE POLLS BITCHING ABOUT THE LINES! GO TO CHURCH'S CHICKEN, GET A THREE PIECE SPICY WITH A PEPPER AND A BISCUIT AND GET IN THE DAMN LINE!

*Tamara is now tired from yelling and signifying*

*Tamara sips from her cup that she's sure somebody spit in*

Sorry about the malevolence, but I'm ready for history to happen in front of me. I don't want to hear "maybe 2012" because fokes are being lax. Remember that we have a chance today to make things better. Also remember that things will NOT be changing quickly, so don't expect for Obama to clean up in a couple of months. Bush basically wasted red kool-aid on the carpet of America and now Obama has to come behind him with the white washcloth and Fabuloso.

Please fight the crowds to vote. Don't be apathetic and please, PLEASE...

...don't vote for Grandpa and his Mistress...

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