T.E.N. Musical Pages, aka-Tam Murders The Lyrics for Election Day

In light of today's activities (voting for all the jackasses who didn't know), I decided to murder some lyrics. I am going to have my way with the lyrics to "Breaking Dishes" by Rihanna.

I hope you enjoy. Sing along if you so desire!

I don't know who they think we are
I don't know..who they think we are
I don't know who they think we are
I don't know..who they think we are
are..are..are..are..are..are..are..are..are..OW!

Bush been in office since 2000
Bush effing up the oil since 2000
He ain't that cool
And he's a fool
But now we hot
And Bush you gon' get it
Now we ain't tripping (ha)
We ain't twisted (ha)
We ain't ignit (ha)
Well just a lil bit (ha)
Obama's kicking ass
and taking names
We on flame
Don't come home McCain

Obama breaking bitches,
Up in here
All Night (uh-huh)
He ain't gon' stop until his name is up in lights (uh-huh)
He gon' fight McCain tonight
He gon' fight McCain tonight
He gon' fight McCain
McCain, McCain, McCain
McCain, McCain, McCain

I'm still waiting
On fokes to vote
Don't kill no time
You know lines out the door
I'm roasting smoked sausage on the fire
And what I'm burnin' is Palin flyers
I'm getting restless
I'm getting tested
and I can't believe that King died for freedom
And negroes still ain't votin'
Hope McCain ain't cheatin
Man I don't know
McCain and Bush lookin round for an election to throw

Obama breaking bitches,
Up in here
All Night (uh-huh)
He ain't gon' stop until his name is up in lights (uh-huh)
He gon' fight McCain tonight
He gon' fight McCain tonight
He gon' fight McCain
McCain, McCain, McCain
McCain, McCain, McCain

I don't know who they think we are (we are)
But we really don't give a damn right now
And if Obama don't win
We gon' huff and puff and
Blow this, blow this (hoe)
Blow this, blow this
We gon' blow this, blow this (hoe)
Blow this, blow this
We gon' blow this, blow this (hoe)
Blow this White House down
Bitches, breaking, bitches, breaking, bitches

{Chorus}

McCain, McCain, McCain
McCain, McCain, McCain

Breaking, breaking, breaking....
Bitches, bitches, bitches....

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