Thinking Thoughts and Such
I really need to do better with my blog, yo.
Let me cue my music.
I think this is going to be one of those "clearing my mind of whimsy" blogs.
Non sequitur than a mug.
Don't have high hopes that I will make sense. This is what happens when I go too long betwixt purging my brain thingy.
1. We know Lil Kim has inspired some people: I think when one does answer raps or posts such as "Identity Theft", it makes one seem slick petty. I know she knows that she has been the source of several female rappers' styles. Most notably, Ms. Onika has drawn some inspiration from her. Maybe it's just me, but if I see people out there *in Eddie Kang, Jr voice* "tryna be me", I wouldn't be upset. I know you emulating me. YOU know you emulating me. WE ALL KNOW you emulating me. I will just sip my tea with a smile and say "awww...look at her trying to get like mama!"
2. Ebola: Why you bring that ass to the mainland, son? Set up a joint on Antarctica and get Jones back together. That way, none of us are at risk. I know, I know...I'm being noid and dramatical. But cuz, I'm allergic to life and half of North Memphis. I don't need no troubles.
3. I watched the Fiddy Shades trailer: I guess I'll go see it because I want to see if it'll be worth the hype. I may be the only wife there with less than three tax deductions, but hey..I need a laugh. I'll smuggle in a five piece Louisiana Rub from WingSteezy and enjoy myself. Chicken makes all movies better. Except Pluto Nash ass.
4. Nicole Murphy quit ol' boy: I honestly didn't read all the details, but I was like "why you got to piss on Sir Strahan's teepee?" Rumors say she wasn't feeling his prenup and that he was cheating, but of course, we'll never know. What I do know is that whatever pettiness she may have had didn't rear its head one Wednesday after Big Freedia went off.
Music off. Lemme re-up.
Yaaaaaaaas.
As I was.
5. Allegedly, The Carey-Cannon Coalition is disbanding: Reports say this is due to her "diva behavior".
Because Mariah just became a diva BEFORE Big Freedia's season two finale aired. I'll believe it when TMZ reports it.
6. I left the house today: It was HORRIBLE!
I guess that's it for this day. I got to do better. I'm still recovering from going outside longer than two hours.
~Fin
Let me cue my music.
I think this is going to be one of those "clearing my mind of whimsy" blogs.
Non sequitur than a mug.
Don't have high hopes that I will make sense. This is what happens when I go too long betwixt purging my brain thingy.
1. We know Lil Kim has inspired some people: I think when one does answer raps or posts such as "Identity Theft", it makes one seem slick petty. I know she knows that she has been the source of several female rappers' styles. Most notably, Ms. Onika has drawn some inspiration from her. Maybe it's just me, but if I see people out there *in Eddie Kang, Jr voice* "tryna be me", I wouldn't be upset. I know you emulating me. YOU know you emulating me. WE ALL KNOW you emulating me. I will just sip my tea with a smile and say "awww...look at her trying to get like mama!"
2. Ebola: Why you bring that ass to the mainland, son? Set up a joint on Antarctica and get Jones back together. That way, none of us are at risk. I know, I know...I'm being noid and dramatical. But cuz, I'm allergic to life and half of North Memphis. I don't need no troubles.
3. I watched the Fiddy Shades trailer: I guess I'll go see it because I want to see if it'll be worth the hype. I may be the only wife there with less than three tax deductions, but hey..I need a laugh. I'll smuggle in a five piece Louisiana Rub from WingSteezy and enjoy myself. Chicken makes all movies better. Except Pluto Nash ass.
4. Nicole Murphy quit ol' boy: I honestly didn't read all the details, but I was like "why you got to piss on Sir Strahan's teepee?" Rumors say she wasn't feeling his prenup and that he was cheating, but of course, we'll never know. What I do know is that whatever pettiness she may have had didn't rear its head one Wednesday after Big Freedia went off.
Music off. Lemme re-up.
Yaaaaaaaas.
As I was.
5. Allegedly, The Carey-Cannon Coalition is disbanding: Reports say this is due to her "diva behavior".
Because Mariah just became a diva BEFORE Big Freedia's season two finale aired. I'll believe it when TMZ reports it.
6. I left the house today: It was HORRIBLE!
I guess that's it for this day. I got to do better. I'm still recovering from going outside longer than two hours.
~Fin
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