That Moment When You Do A Background Check on a Former Friend..

She graduated from high school at HOW OLD?



She lived at HOW MANY ADDRESSES?



She got sued by WHO?



Yeap...dodged a lying bullet.  One less broad to cut.


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Battling Together Alone

*She took a deep breath and looked in the mirror again. Her shape was amazing, but she kept mentally removing the loose skin...again. She's nailed the selfie angles and her most recent makeup work is her best yet. She washes it all off and gets in bed to tell her friends she can't make it because her kids are sick. *He's a handsome black man with so much to offer the world. Pretty sure he's someone's #MCM. Tall, brilliant, clean cut. Great son. Even better dad. He lays in his bachelor pad and cries. He wants to end it, but worries about the aftermath. He wants to tall about it, but worries about the aftermath. *Relationship goals, meme-worthy married couple madly in love. Girls are texting their friends saying they want a love like theirs. He worships the ground she walks on. She glows from his love. They're doing the "right thing" and getting themselves together before becoming parents. If only people knew her body was why they weren't parents y...
Read more

De-Fat Journey Thoughts for 7/16/12, aka - LOW!

Image
WHOO, I had a low moment this weekend! I could have thrown a boot at someone and not felt bad except for the fact that I would have had to throw the other one or else somone would be all like "where the hell is my other damn boot". I don't know if having highs and lows is part of losing weight (or trying to), or if I'm just nuts. I very well may be nuts. At this point, I would typically yell DEEZ NUTS, but I'm attempting to maintain a sense of decorum. Couldn't help it. I guess this weekend, I spent too much time thinking about how much more I need to do.  I got to thinking about all the others on their respective journeys and I keep feeling like I'm not doing very well.  I'm not supposed to compare myself but it's hard not to.  UGH, I just wish I could at least see the fruits of this labor!!! I had been buttering myself up and making myself feeling better over the last few weeks, but I couldn't do it yesterday.  The ac...
Read more

Depressed, Compressed, Oppressed, Suppressed, Damn Pressed.

I been battling depression the last month, yall. I haven't really had any motivation. I've spent the last thuddy days aggressively applying for job after job. I only got on my computer for applying. I've tried everything from receptionist to material handler and nothing has worked. I found myself getting angry. I began getting offended. I channeled my David Ruffin a la Temptations Movie and began yelling "YOU UNGRATEFUL SONS OF BITCHES" at rejection emails. I got bitter. I began feeling the urge to reply to the individuals who told me that "my experience was impressive" but they found someone "whose experience more closely matched" doing exactly what I did at my old gig. I drove up to one place that famously had me waiting FOUR HOURS only to have the owner interview someone who came in later than I did and pass me on to the other admin assistant...and fought the urge to go in and ask for him. Oh yes, children..heffer was GUN hot. Then I r...
Read more