EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

Salutations! I begin this episode by saying that listening to "Soulfinger" makes me want to learn how to play guitar. However, listening to "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix makes me want to smoke. Go figure. Well, I got a lot o' photos. None of them fit together...except for THESE: Speaking only for myself, I never get tired of photos of Obamanem . I do believe that when Malia starts dating, she is going to be a bad pone toni. Why? I mean, your mom is a bad broad and your dad is the first Black President. How do you date that, fellas? Can you imagine meeting the fam? I pray for that man right now! Well, I guess that's all the Obamanem pics for the day. Now, onto errbody else. These fokes are pregnant: We already knew that Jill was expecting. I just tip my hat to her for making it through the heat of Botswana whilst in her first trimester. Also, quite a few people didn't know this, but she said she was told she would never have kids. Molly Ringwald is pregnant

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAMA!!! Now that I got that out the way...here's my new favorite pic of the First Couple: Ah yes. Like nobody else is in the room. Here are some other pics of people who were in full force for the great day of Brother 'Bama: Ashanti looks a bit thicker than normal, but I'm not going along with the pregnancy rumors yet. She may have just fell up on some shrimp for the occasion... J.Lo, Benny Medina (her manager) and The Scrat are in full effect. Why does it look like she's doing that "laugh with me, please" laugh? Shakira, Shakira! That's all I can say! All four 4'11" of her is bad! Ah yes, Dear ReRe. She took me right back to the Cook Convention Center with this COGIC Classic. I'm glad her boobies didn't break free... This dress of First Lady Michelle's got roasted by Yahoo because they felt that she shouldn't have worn white. Well, in case you don't know, Michelle may have the ability to wear who she wants,

Hello fokes. I don't know about you, but I was watching the Inauguration. Methinks that you were too. At any rate, I would like to share some thoughts with you all. I would also like to ask a few questions in the midst of all this here. *Am I the only one who found it funny that Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair? Methinks that the dude he shot whilst hunting came and footed his ass clean in the back... *I kept noticing that they made mention of things running behind schedule. I get it already, okay! *Who didn't cry...or at least tear up? *It was cold as hell out there. That's why fokes kept moving and jumping. *Am I one of many who said "Well, they SAID it would be a cold day in hell"....? *If you are in DC when you read this, did the elements disrespect your coat? *Who thought that Michelle Obama invoked her inner COGIC with that suit on? I mean, if she had a gold hat, I would've been taken back to Mason Temple... *What about that swagger on Obama? DID you see