EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

Herro! On yesterdeh, George "Whatdahellhappened" Bush pardoned and commuted some people's sentences. I guess he wanted to get his points or something up. It doesn't really matter much because he's just fighting to stay relevant. It still ain't working. Anyhoo, this is interesting because in the eight years he's been effing up the free world, he's only handed out 171 pardons and 8 commutations. According to my source, that's less than HALF of what Clinton and Reagan issued in their eight years in office. Bush has his damn nerve. Somebody invite his ass to Orange Mound. In the interim, I'll just go ahead and name the members of the 2008 Class of Freedom, along with my two cents: *Scooter Libby-Commuted* He was the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, who was convicted in 2007 of obstruction of justice and perjury during an investigation into the leaking of the identity of CIA officer Valerie Plame. Bush commuted Libby's 3...

READ! MEMPHIS, TN – President-Elect Barack Obama is scheduled to appear in a Memphis court on charges of defacing public property. According to court documents, a public works employee filed the charge after he says he found 512 campaigns signs illegally placed on right-of-way land in the city. The document says the signs were found on Germantown Road, Walnut Grove Road, Sam Cooper and Mendenhall Road. City of Memphis spokesperson Toni Holman-Turner says the employee was just doing his job. She says citations have been issued to numerous politicians in the past, including Mayoral, Sheriff and Attorney General Candidates. Memphis City Council passed an ordinance three years ago that made it illegal to place any signs near the right of way. The ordinance was originally put in place for homeowners, to prevent them from placing signs (like for sale, for rent and yard sale signs, etc.) near the right of way. The City says campaign signs aren't exempt. According to Holman-Turner, three c...

I'll Share. By the way, I totally found this elsewhere. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for th...

Michigan rapper MC Breed, who burst onto the national scene with the 1991 hit "Ain't No Future in Yo' Frontin'," has died at age 37. A Washtenaw County medical examiner's spokesman says Eric Breed was pronounced dead Saturday at a friend's home in Ypsilanti, about 30 miles southwest of Detroit. Toxicology reports are pending, but officials say no foul play is suspected. The Detroit News and The Flint Journal say Breed had suffered from kidney failure. Breed grew up in Flint, and "Ain't No Future in Yo' Frontin'" contained several references to the city. He moved to Atlanta in the 1990s. Between 1991 and 2004, Breed recorded 13 albums and collaborated with artists such as Tupac Shakur.

Right now, I am listening to the "Soul Men" version of "Boogie Ain't Nuttin". I'm still trying to do the line dance from the movie, but to no avail. I know that most of you guys have seent "Soul Men" because it only grossed $7.7 million... ...which means a LOT of black fokes have it on BOOTLEG!!! Alas, now I shall proceed to the situmation at hand. You know how I rolleth. "I got the boogie for you...I got some boogie for you".. Sorry, I love that part. This is Sammy Davis Jr and his wife Altovise. WHO does she look like to you??? That's right. She looka lika 50 Cent!!! LMAO! Next picture! This is Damon Dash. He spread the word somewhere that Jay-Z and Kanye had beef. Something about Jay not wanting to put a Roc-a-Fella chain on Kanye. It's okay Dame...you're trying to stay relevant. Good luck. NEXT! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up. NEXT! Pete & Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have had a kid...named Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yeap, li...

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUDE!!! I am suffering from "Diminished Act Rights"! I couldn't wait to get right rambunctious when the CNN cat said "It's Official"! I was on the phone with Ralph and he told the fokes in the Coca-Cola warehouse. Ralph said that it's obvious he won because they were popping off in The Mound. Yes, negroes be shootin'. Anyhoo, I got schizophrenical after that announcement. I laughed, I cried, I jumped, I yelled, I ran, and then I opened the door and yelled "OOOOOOOOOBAMMMMMAAAAAA"!! ! That could account for the big ass EGG on my car this morning, but I ain't getting into that right now. So I instantly try to call the peoples, but Cellular South was TIRED! LOL! They couldn't get not a nary a call through! Finally, I start sending text after text and I was getting text after text and finally... ...my phone froze. I am deeply amused that El Razor had a stroke last night. Well, after a while, I couldn't...

Today is November 5, 2008. As of right now, we are basking in the glow of one of THE greatest moments in history. This is not just for black people, but it's for all people. Even though many black people did vote for him, we only account for a minority...so who brought in the rest? Alas, I digress. At any rate, last night, we witnessed the utmost showing of class, dignity and respect. We saw a man bow out gracefully, and even refer to President-Elect Obama as "My President". John McCain had the opportunity to incite the depressed crowd with more of the foolishness we experienced throughout the campaign. Instead, he calmed them down, and encouraged the McCain followers to respect Barack. He also said: "A century ago, President Theodore Roosevelt's invitation of Booker T. Washington to dine at the White House was taken as an outrage in many quarters. America today is a world away from the cruel and prideful bigotry of that time. There is no better evidence of this ...

Lookahere! This could be THE best day of our lives or the day we all prepare to move to Canada. We have the power in our hands to make things better for our lives, and we should use it. Obama is the biggest sign of change ever, but he can't be the beacon of hope that we want him to be if we don't vote. We have to remember this: *Obama will NOT be elected by wearing the shirts! *Obama will NOT be elected by watching his speeches on YouTube! *Obama will NOT be elected by saying "VOTE OR DIE"! *Dammit, Obama will NOT be elected if you change your Facebook status to reflect that you are person 1,343,342 to donate the damn status space to the election! WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT WE VOTE HIM THE HELL IN! STOP WALKING AROUND HERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT WON'T WORK! THIS AIN'T 2000, DAMMIT! YES, BUSH STOLE THE ELECTION THEN, BUT OBAMA HAS A CHANCE NOW! THEY CAN HIDE 520 VOTES, BUT THEY CAN'T HIDE MILLIONS ! DON'T GO TO THE POLLS BITCHING ABOUT THE LINES! GO...

In light of today's activities (voting for all the jackasses who didn't know), I decided to murder some lyrics. I am going to have my way with the lyrics to "Breaking Dishes" by Rihanna. I hope you enjoy. Sing along if you so desire! I don't know who they think we are I don't know..who they think we are I don't know who they think we are I don't know..who they think we are are..are..are..are..are..are..are..are..are..OW! Bush been in office since 2000 Bush effing up the oil since 2000 He ain't that cool And he's a fool But now we hot And Bush you gon' get it Now we ain't tripping (ha) We ain't twisted (ha) We ain't ignit (ha) Well just a lil bit (ha) Obama's kicking ass and taking names We on flame Don't come home McCain Obama breaking bitches, Up in here All Night (uh-huh) He ain't gon' stop until his name is up in lights (uh-huh) He gon' fight McCain tonight He gon' fight McCain tonight He gon' figh...