EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

Hey fokes, since people are all worried about who's going to coach the Tiger Basketball team, I'm going to help pick some options. Apparently, nobody else can do it. *Bobby Knight* Nothing fills up the FedEx Forum like flying chairs. *Magic Johnson* He knows how to play basketball, manage business affairs and talk slowly enough for some people to understand. *Isaiah Thomas* In the South, some women don't file sexual harassment charges, they just get pregnant by you and take your ass to 616 Adams... *Pat "Head" Summit* She has proven time and time again that she can get championships won, seats filled, and 6 foot tall bohemoths running. Who could POSSIBLY be better?!? *Ric Flair* WHOO! That is all. *Tony Dungy* Hmm? What you say? He coached football?!? Well, U of M needs his ass too. *Verties Sails, II* Why not? *Hubie Brown* *snorts* *Lorenzen Wright* He knows the game, and he wears such nice sweaters! *Cotton Fitzsimmons* He coached the Pho...

Hello people and others. As you all know, John Calipari is now with the University of Kentucky. That means that there are going to be some changes up in this institution. As a former/future Tiger my damn self, I find it only necessary to issue out this memo: *Please do NOT call Penny Hardaway and Larry Finch. They do not want to be the coach. That also goes for Tic Price. That makes us look desperate. *We cannot apply to become an HBCU in hopes of playing a different group. It's bad enough that our conference gets pissed on. *In light of the fact that several future signees are going with Calipari, it is only fair that we be allowed to ask the following people to join our team: Bo Outlaw, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dikembe Mutombo and Leroy. Only they can sell seats in the FedEx Forum now. *You can NOT get a tuition refund. *The Tigers will put out a rap song on the B-Side of the "Icky Shuffle". *Our new theme song is "Fear the Tiger" by Bootsy Collins. Also followed b...

Hello people and others. As you all know, John Calipari is now with the University of Kentucky. That means that there are going to be some changes up in this institution. As a former/future Tiger my damn self, I find it only necessary to issue out this memo: *Please do NOT call Penny Hardaway and Larry Finch. They do not want to be the coach. That also goes for Tic Price. That makes us look desperate. *We cannot apply to become an HBCU in hopes of playing a different group. It's bad enough that our conference gets pissed on. *In light of the fact that several future signees are going with Calipari, it is only fair that we be allowed to ask the following people to join our team: Bo Outlaw, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dikembe Mutombo and Leroy. Only they can sell seats in the FedEx Forum now. *You can NOT get a tuition refund. *The Tigers will put out a rap song on the B-Side of the "Icky Shuffle". *Our new theme song is "Fear the Tiger" by Bootsy Collins. Also followed b...

One Answer, One Artist, One Song ***Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions!*** By the way, if you can't believe that some of these exist, go to Wikipedia... Pick Your Artist: Earth Wind and Fire (Coming to Harrah's Casino April 23, 2009!!!) Are you male or female: "Sun Goddess" (Sun Goddess) Describe yourself: "Shining Star" *wink* (That's the Way of the World) How do you feel about yourself: "Be Ever Wonderful" (All N' All) Describe where you currently live: "Evil" (Head to the Sky) If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Boogie Wonderland" (I Am) Your best friend: "Pure Gold" (Illumination) Your favorite color is: "Serpentine Fire" (All N' All) You know that: "That's the Way of the World" (That's the Way of the World) What's the weather like: "Keep Your Head to the Sky" (Head to the Sky) If your life was a tv show, it would b...

One Answer, One Artist, One Song ***Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions!*** By the way, if you can't believe that some of these exist, go to Wikipedia... Pick Your Artist: Earth Wind and Fire (Coming to Harrah's Casino April 23, 2009!!!) Are you male or female: "Sun Goddess" (Sun Goddess) Describe yourself: "Shining Star" *wink* (That's the Way of the World) How do you feel about yourself: "Be Ever Wonderful" (All N' All) Describe where you currently live: "Evil" (Head to the Sky) If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Boogie Wonderland" (I Am) Your best friend: "Pure Gold" (Illumination) Your favorite color is: "Serpentine Fire" (All N' All) You know that: "That's the Way of the World" (That's the Way of the World) What's the weather like: "Keep Your Head to the Sky" (Head to the Sky) If your life was a tv show, it would b...

I still ain't got no Wii-placement for my pilfered system. At any rate, here are a few bits to entertain yoself. Today's report is brought to you today by me, myself and I. Chuck Norris also sponsored this report, so it's going to explode after he roundhouse kicks me. *I'd like to begin by saying that whooping ass must be in style seeing as Bebe Winans got in trouble for cutting a shine on his ex-wife. I'm going to leave that at the end of the 20 foot pole because I ain't touching it...BUT I gots a mugshot from the web! *The daughter of America's least favorite second place winner is now single. Bristol Palin and Levi "I Rather Go Muddin' Than Wear a Suit" Johnston are no longer engaged! As for the reason behind all the mess, it is stated that this was an amicable split. Amicable my ass, I called this eons ago and said that they weren't getting hitched if Ms. Sairy lost the VP spot... *Everyone's second favorite weedsmoker Cheech Mar...

I think that I'm bubbling again. Therefore, I find the need to rant again. I am so sick and tired of this mess with Chris Brown and Rihanna. I may have already said this, but I have read some more message boards and it has reminded me that I am tired of the foolery. I have to get this off my chest. I just commented on Entertainment Weekly's message board. Chris Brown has been nominated for a Kids' Choice Award, and apparently, some people are up in arms. I was reading about all the parents who stated that they were prepared to boycott Nickelodeon and were stating that Chris Brown needed to be pulled from the ballot. Man, you should've seen all the mess. The most commonly used term was "role model". I absolutely DISPISE hearing and seeing parents say a celebrity is a role model for their kids! I found it necessary to comment to remind them that as parents, we should not take it upon ourselves to allow an image to be the role model our kids need. I mea...