EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

Hello, it's me. It's me baby. My bad, I was singing some Isley Brothers and I got distracted. Anyhoo, I am here to share my two cents on the pop culture news and all the other interesting bits o' information I read from somewhere else. Then again, there are probably some things I haven't read but just thought aboot. *Barron Hilton pledges 97% of his fortune to charity: A lot of the sites said that Paris should start tightening up a little. I have read that her inheritance may drop from $100 million down to about $1.5 million. I have also read reports that she has already gotten a cut of the Rubles because he admired how she got her hustle on. Wow, there's nothing more rewarding than being a loopy, lanky, superficial, slut-whore who serves three weeks in jail. I can't knock Paris' hustle though; she managed to screw and party her way into millions. Someone needs to document my get togethers so I can get some gas Rubles. *Alexander Graham Bell didn't inve...

I hope Nickelodeon doesn't cancel Jamie-Lynn Spears' TV show. I have never watched the damn show to be honest, and I don't plan on ever doing so. I just want them to take a firm stand against all the parents who are running around the country screaming "our 'tweens don't have a role model anymore"! I want Nick to issue a firm statement saying that they aren't going to fire an employee (because Jamie-Lynn is an employee of theirs in a way) because she made a mistake in her personal life. I want them to actually address the issue and piss off the nervous parents who have children that heard their favorite star announce her pregnancy. As a parent, I think that it's sad that Jamie-Lynn will have to give up what little childhood she has to raise a child. I don't care how much money she has, she is still a child. I already say that her pregnancy is the result of her making an unwise decision as well as having a mother who enabled her to make that dec...

As we have all heard, Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie-Lynn is pregnant by her 19 year old boyfriend. I was actually very shocked since I was actually thinking that Britney was the irregular and erratic one in the family. I have since realized that there is obviously a common thread with Jamie-Lynn & Britney...their parents. Before the pregnancy announcement yesterday, everyone blamed Britney for her own issues. I was one of them since Britney is 26 years old with two sons. Anything she does, from shaving her head to losing custody of her sons, is her fault. However, reports have surfaced over the last few months that Britney lost her virginity at 14 and was given an unusually large amount of freedom for a child. In the case of many young celebrities, they are given adult freedom and responsibilities instead of the ability to be a child. Since more reports have come up saying that Jamie-Lynn's boyfriend of three years (making him 16 when dating her at 13) was...

So, Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn is reportedly pregnant. You know something, I think that's funny. Maybe Jamie Lynn will do something that Britney can't do...maintain custody! I'll update whether or not it's true. I heard it @ TMZ.com, who heard it from OK! Magazine However, I think this is true. Now, I have a question for the jury: Britney Spears is a train wreck from her bad weave down to her inability to drive with her kids in the car. Now, her teenage sister is allegedly preggers. Is it safe to assume that Mr & Mrs Spears aren't really raising their children very well??? I'm just putting it out there.

I had plans on keeping count of my Mad Random series entries, but I really forgot. I also don't plan on going back to count where I left off either. Therefore, this is Version n.0. I might come up with a new letter later, but let's not put the cart before the groceries or something. I don't know where to begin, so I'll just start saying stuff... *Thanks to those who came to Ralph's birthday party Saturday. the leftover Patron will be served at the New Year's Eve sit and chill thingy at my house on New Year's Eve. (Damn that was redundant). *How many of us got that text message saying: Sing with me! Oh the weather outside is frightful n warm sex sounds so delightful n when theres no 1 else u knw, txt a hoe, txt a hoe, txt a hoe or another that said something about slapping someone in memory of Ike Turner? *I was having a flashback today and I started thinking about the box of cassette tapes I still own. Among them is a Celine Dion tape with "My Heart Wil...

A long time ago, I was battling some hecklers in school. Word had spread about a disability I have and several of the students thought it would be nice to "make" me tell them what was wrong. I was so angry and upset that I went to talk with a counselor. She told me that if I was okay with them knowing what was wrong and how I felt, then tell them. However, if I wanted it to remain private, then simply say "I will not dignify that with an answer". A few days later, they were at it again, naming all of the interesting little things they could think of to ruffle my feathers. "Are you retarded? Do you have a hernia? I heard you have a fake leg!" (Yes, someone said that. Man, kids are rough) I simply said "I will not dignify that with an answer". Oddly, that worked. The moral of that story was simple...people are going to try to get a rise out of you. You could either fall into the trap, or simply let them assume or think what they want. C...