EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

It's the first of the month! Wake up, wake up, wake up!!! I got a few tidbits worth talking about since I ain't talked about anything since King got kilt. Let's see what we got on the block today... *After a few years o' marriage, Kelis is filing for a divorce from Nastradamus . The chick is 7 months along and apparently, she's citing the Irreconcilable thingy as the situation. I'm kind of hurt...she went through all that trouble to wear that green ass dress and now she's about to hoof it. She's seeking joint custody for the unborn seed, so at least she isn't playing dirt-like. I'm a little hurt though...she gave me hope that an odd mofo like myself could get hitch-ed. NEXT!!! *Speaking of "You Owe Me", here's Mel Gibson and the chick with the 450 MEELION dollar Nether-Regions...Oksana. (She doesn't get boldface lettering because she ain't relevant enough). At any rate, this is the reason why Mel's wife is hoofin' ...

It's the first of the month! Wake up, wake up, wake up!!! I got a few tidbits worth talking about since I ain't talked about anything since King got kilt. Let's see what we got on the block today... *After a few years o' marriage, Kelis is filing for a divorce from Nastradamus . The chick is 7 months along and apparently, she's citing the Irreconcilable thingy as the situation. I'm kind of hurt...she went through all that trouble to wear that green ass dress and now she's about to hoof it. She's seeking joint custody for the unborn seed, so at least she isn't playing dirt-like. I'm a little hurt though...she gave me hope that an odd mofo like myself could get hitch-ed. NEXT!!! *Speaking of "You Owe Me", here's Mel Gibson and the chick with the 450 MEELION dollar Nether-Regions...Oksana. (She doesn't get boldface lettering because she ain't relevant enough). At any rate, this is the reason why Mel's wife is hoofin' ...

Hey fokes, since people are all worried about who's going to coach the Tiger Basketball team, I'm going to help pick some options. Apparently, nobody else can do it. *Bobby Knight* Nothing fills up the FedEx Forum like flying chairs. *Magic Johnson* He knows how to play basketball, manage business affairs and talk slowly enough for some people to understand. *Isaiah Thomas* In the South, some women don't file sexual harassment charges, they just get pregnant by you and take your ass to 616 Adams... *Pat "Head" Summit* She has proven time and time again that she can get championships won, seats filled, and 6 foot tall bohemoths running. Who could POSSIBLY be better?!? *Ric Flair* WHOO! That is all. *Tony Dungy* Hmm? What you say? He coached football?!? Well, U of M needs his ass too. *Verties Sails, II* Why not? *Hubie Brown* *snorts* *Lorenzen Wright* He knows the game, and he wears such nice sweaters! *Cotton Fitzsimmons* He coached the Pho...

Hello people and others. As you all know, John Calipari is now with the University of Kentucky. That means that there are going to be some changes up in this institution. As a former/future Tiger my damn self, I find it only necessary to issue out this memo: *Please do NOT call Penny Hardaway and Larry Finch. They do not want to be the coach. That also goes for Tic Price. That makes us look desperate. *We cannot apply to become an HBCU in hopes of playing a different group. It's bad enough that our conference gets pissed on. *In light of the fact that several future signees are going with Calipari, it is only fair that we be allowed to ask the following people to join our team: Bo Outlaw, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dikembe Mutombo and Leroy. Only they can sell seats in the FedEx Forum now. *You can NOT get a tuition refund. *The Tigers will put out a rap song on the B-Side of the "Icky Shuffle". *Our new theme song is "Fear the Tiger" by Bootsy Collins. Also followed b...

Hello people and others. As you all know, John Calipari is now with the University of Kentucky. That means that there are going to be some changes up in this institution. As a former/future Tiger my damn self, I find it only necessary to issue out this memo: *Please do NOT call Penny Hardaway and Larry Finch. They do not want to be the coach. That also goes for Tic Price. That makes us look desperate. *We cannot apply to become an HBCU in hopes of playing a different group. It's bad enough that our conference gets pissed on. *In light of the fact that several future signees are going with Calipari, it is only fair that we be allowed to ask the following people to join our team: Bo Outlaw, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dikembe Mutombo and Leroy. Only they can sell seats in the FedEx Forum now. *You can NOT get a tuition refund. *The Tigers will put out a rap song on the B-Side of the "Icky Shuffle". *Our new theme song is "Fear the Tiger" by Bootsy Collins. Also followed b...

One Answer, One Artist, One Song ***Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions!*** By the way, if you can't believe that some of these exist, go to Wikipedia... Pick Your Artist: Earth Wind and Fire (Coming to Harrah's Casino April 23, 2009!!!) Are you male or female: "Sun Goddess" (Sun Goddess) Describe yourself: "Shining Star" *wink* (That's the Way of the World) How do you feel about yourself: "Be Ever Wonderful" (All N' All) Describe where you currently live: "Evil" (Head to the Sky) If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Boogie Wonderland" (I Am) Your best friend: "Pure Gold" (Illumination) Your favorite color is: "Serpentine Fire" (All N' All) You know that: "That's the Way of the World" (That's the Way of the World) What's the weather like: "Keep Your Head to the Sky" (Head to the Sky) If your life was a tv show, it would b...

One Answer, One Artist, One Song ***Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions!*** By the way, if you can't believe that some of these exist, go to Wikipedia... Pick Your Artist: Earth Wind and Fire (Coming to Harrah's Casino April 23, 2009!!!) Are you male or female: "Sun Goddess" (Sun Goddess) Describe yourself: "Shining Star" *wink* (That's the Way of the World) How do you feel about yourself: "Be Ever Wonderful" (All N' All) Describe where you currently live: "Evil" (Head to the Sky) If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Boogie Wonderland" (I Am) Your best friend: "Pure Gold" (Illumination) Your favorite color is: "Serpentine Fire" (All N' All) You know that: "That's the Way of the World" (That's the Way of the World) What's the weather like: "Keep Your Head to the Sky" (Head to the Sky) If your life was a tv show, it would b...