EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

As indicated by me title, I'm three weeks into my lifestyle change.  I haven't weighed myself or broke out the tape measure yet, and I don't think I will do it right now.  I doubt I'd be mad at the changes (if any), but I rather wait until after I get this dadgummed eating pattern right.  Apparently, the hardest part of de-fatting my ASS isn't the bike riding and walking, it's the eating! I haven't sinned drastically, even on Le Cheat Day.  I have had a really reduced appetite since I'd been working out more, so I decided that was of the Wicked Persuasion.  I've been putting down liters of agua at work, which is great because I used to be a Dr. Pepper drainkin' individual.  I stopped with the wayward snacks and didn't pig out at lunch.  I thought I was well on my way here.  I'd eat breakfast and it wasn't a 5 piece hot wing from Krystal's.  When I ate dinner, I ate until I was full..regardless of what was left when I got to said...

How DARE Brian McKnight have a sense of humor?! He can't say the * whispers * "pussy" word! Many people felt Brian crossed a line when his video " Ready to Learn " went viral...pissing off about 813 Black fokes in 45 minutes today.  What's hilarious is the fact that people are REALLY MAD! When I first heard it, I died...resurrected...then subsequently died again, thus making me a zombie. I still have tits though, so I haven't fully decayed like Kadeem did on "Vampire in Brooklyn" as of this blog. Anyhoo. For some odd reason, using his velvety soft voice to tell the woman that she should let him "show you how your pussy works" and even remarking that he bet she "didn't know that it could squirt". I bet that was one shocked broad because she was likely previously unaware of such an action.  Either that or she thought she was so giddy that she pissed the bed. Gasp. But...he didn't say "let me beat tha...

As you can see by the title, I am a Fat Chick. Lately, the web connected me with other fat chicks who are unapologetically so.  Tumblr really brought many of them to my attention, and they added a fuel to what had been a spark.  I saw big girls who didn't give a rat's ass about what you thought of them.  They didn't hesitate to wear what they desired and they were a force to be reckoned with.  They scream "Fuck Flattering" and reject the girdles and they don't mind posing in their natural splendor, rolls and all.  I can't deny that I admire them all.  I love reading the blogs and posts about how they are proud to be who and how they are and how others need to back down. I really cosign to a lot of their perspectives as a fat chick...mainly because my physical size should not be a gauge to determine how well or poorly you treat me.  These beautiful women didn't ask for respect, they took it.  Like I take the last sample of sexy chicken at Sam's...

Okay...so I haven't been here in a while. Appurrently, I haven't checked in since February 16th.  Blame it on Tumblr, Facebook, Twittah, Instagram, Google Plus and everything else I do. OH, and I got a degree. Now I'm in Grad School. Alas, the daily events and things I see make me shake with the frustration that comes from not talmbout stuff like I want.  Some Facebook fokes aren't enlightened enough.  Some Tumblr fokes are TOO damn enlightened.  Twittah is too short and Instagram is too picture-y. I need to BLAWG! And BLAWG I shall! In a few.  For real. Today.