EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

I ain't got no introduction today...so here we go. *Kim Kardashian Turns 28* As you can see, she's in a hospital gown. Ain't nothing wrong with her, but she was in there with her Main Damie Reggie Bush. For some reason, this here pic managed to make its way to the web, which means this was a photo op. I need to get photographed with someone famous ONE good time. *Somebody forgot something* Katie Holmes left her veneers. She may need to go get them. *Lyfe..WHY LYFE? WHY?!?* Methinks Lyfe Jennings, born Chester Jennings, may really have done it this time. He goin to jail just like Orenthal James did. (O.J. for those who can't put 7 and 34 together). Brother Lyfe decided it would be a good idea to run from the policias after kicking in the door of his baby mama's house and shooting all in the street...like he ain't a convicted felon. THEN he was drunk as a skunk! Looks like Lyfe 268-192 is back in the lockup... *Miley Cyrus is trying to move on out* Now, ol...

Have I got something to share with you!!! I am about to present the mysterious letters of that infamous man we know and love... Kerney Thomas, Jr. Read carefully if you can see them clearly. And may GOOOOOOOOOD be with you!!! Enjoy the prayer cloth. READ! This has been brought to you by the letter K and the number 7...LOL!

Between John McCain and Sarah Palin in this photo is James T. Harris. The INFAMOUS James T. Harris who BEGGED John McCain to go harder on Obama. The James T. Harris who said "We have the good Reverend Wright. We have [the Reverend Michael L.] Pfleger. I am begging you, sir. I am begging you. Take it to him." Here is the interview he had with Essence: ESSENCE.COM: How are you doing? JAMES T. HARRIS: Girl, I'm getting my butt spanked today! ESSENCE.COM: I can imagine. You've generated a lot of buzz. What attention have you been getting since the rally? HARRIS: I've heard from Americans of African descent, scattered across the fruited plain, to the tune of about 1,000 or more. I'd say 99 percent of it has been straight up hate on a level that I find a bit overwhelming. They're coming through my blog, Facebook, e-mail and my business site. ESSENCE.COM: What are people saying? HARRIS: Let me just pull some up now. [Reading] "Hey man, are you the plant that...

Today's episode of Entertainment Gumbo takes us all around the world and such. It's a quick one, but in the interim, I'll just get this party rolling. Oh, and by the way..who in the hell left the gate open? *Terrence Howard done lost himself* Yeap, Brother Beige said that he needed more Rubles to be Jim Rhodes in "Iron Man 2". REALLY! As of now, Rhode Dog will be played by Don Cheadle. I'm okay with this changeover because it's Don Cheadle. I mean, the brother can act. However, I am peturbed that Terrence done lost himself. Yall better help him FIND himself! ***Tamara does the Ike Turner hand sign to find oneself*** Yeah, apparently, when he dropped "Dashon" from his name, he got brand new. Don't forget who you were, Terrence!!! YOU WERE GREG SPARKS! YOU WERE JACKIE JACKSON! YOU WERE THE NEW BUMPER ROBINSON BECAUSE BUMPER GOT TOO OLD TO BE CUTE AND STARTED LOSING SOME HAIR! I KNOW BECAUSE I SEENT IT! YOU WERE A PART OF MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS...

There is some serious shiggity afoot with this!!! READ! SHELBY COUNTY, TN – Detectives say a man was arrested with over 1,000 counterfeit DVDs in his home. According to an affidavit, Shelby County Sheriff's Detectives witnessed a man selling counterfeit DVDs and CDs from the trunk of his car at his home in the 800 block of Pitney. Detectives say they were able to identify the man as Oman Currie and obtained a search warrant for his home. During the search, investigators say they found a large DVD copying tower connected to a laptop computer that was in operation at the time. Detectives say they also found more than 1,000 counterfeit movies worth about $19,000. Currie has been charge with theft of property worth $10,000 to $60,000. You know why this is bullshiggity? BECAUSE BOOTLEG DVD'S ARE $5, WHICH MEAN IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WORTH $5,000! The man got it wrong again.

We have all heard that Jennifer Hudson is engaged to David Otunga, aka-"Punk" from "I Love New York 2". Brother man is from Chicago and proposed to Jennifer on her 27th birthday. At any rate, she had been dating her ex for almost ten years before they broke up, and she hasn't been dating Punk that long. I don't know if the fact they're both from Chicago means that they knew each other prior or not, but that's all gravy train. At any rate, here are some comments from Essence.com about her engagement: *very concerned: on 9/29/2008 11:14 AM wrote: I don't usually get involved with postings, but I have to say the first time I bless my eyes on the engagement picture and saw that guy, my first thoughts were ,gay! Please , Jennifer, ask yourself, " would he have desired me if I was not famous?". Please stick to the evil that you truly know for 10 years. Hope your family can talk you out of this. Sorry if your fans are intruding, we are only lo...

As of today, Caroline Mason of the Memphis Police Department is fighting to keep her job. She didn’t get caught up in the Tarnished Blue, nor did she steal company time. She is guilty of being a Memphis Mom who was Spotlighted. Apparently, it was the equivalent of talking to the media without prior approval. She wasn’t even allowed to give the follow-up interview on the radio. As a matter of fact, Caroline had to cancel that very morning she was due to be interviewed. She is facing a hearing to determine if she was out of line by accepting the flattering invitation from Mrs. Ann Sharpsteen to share a little bit about her for all Memphians to know. Caroline didn’t share private information on current investigations. She didn’t reveal any MPD protocol…she just told us about Caroline—the mother. Thaddeus Martin doesn’t even care for the MPD that much (if at all) and even HE recognized that this is wrong. I got a call from Ann Sharpsteen herself looking for Thaddeus’ email address...

Below, I have posted some comments from the Washington Post and around the web stating how Palin and Biden can win tonight's debate. I'm not going to post all of them, just a few. LISA SCHIFFREN Speechwriter to Vice President Dan Quayle; contributor to National Review Online's "The Corner" blog Palin started strong but has become a lightning rod for liberal contempt. She needs to speak directly to viewers and address, obliquely, the criticisms of her qualifications and intelligence. She wins by demonstrating relevant experience, solid gut and inner steel. It should sound like this: I am a mother of five, like the speaker of the House. And yes, I hunt. But my political qualifications stem from my political experience: I am a sitting governor. I was elected governor because I took on a corrupt political machine and sent fellow Republicans to jail, not because I am "cute." Like the other 49 governors, I am accountable for dozens of state agencies. I manage...