When Compliments Go Horrendously Askew
I gets a hit up via messenger from a friend I've never met in person. So allow me to share... Said person shall be referred to as "Said Person". Said Person: Hey! Me: Evenin' SP: It's like in the morning Me: That's fine SP: LOL Me: I dew that periodically SP: I just wanted to tell you congratulations on getting your weight down Me: Dank doo! SP: You are not as fat as you were Me: I know SP: Not that you were fat at first Me: It's cool. I was fat. Still am. SP: Yeah, you were fat. But like you aren't that fat. Me: Uh herm SP: Okay, you were fatter but now you're just fat. Me: Dude. Calm yo tits. Like, you're making yoself look..odd SP: I know what I mean. Don't get offended. Me: I'm not offended. I'm just 'fused as hell. SP: I'm sorry. I'm not good at typing my thoughts. Me: Shit...you had me f...