EarthWindFire82 of Memphis

Hey fokes, since people are all worried about who's going to coach the Tiger Basketball team, I'm going to help pick some options. Apparently, nobody else can do it. *Bobby Knight* Nothing fills up the FedEx Forum like flying chairs. *Magic Johnson* He knows how to play basketball, manage business affairs and talk slowly enough for some people to understand. *Isaiah Thomas* In the South, some women don't file sexual harassment charges, they just get pregnant by you and take your ass to 616 Adams... *Pat "Head" Summit* She has proven time and time again that she can get championships won, seats filled, and 6 foot tall bohemoths running. Who could POSSIBLY be better?!? *Ric Flair* WHOO! That is all. *Tony Dungy* Hmm? What you say? He coached football?!? Well, U of M needs his ass too. *Verties Sails, II* Why not? *Hubie Brown* *snorts* *Lorenzen Wright* He knows the game, and he wears such nice sweaters! *Cotton Fitzsimmons* He coached the Pho...

Hello people and others. As you all know, John Calipari is now with the University of Kentucky. That means that there are going to be some changes up in this institution. As a former/future Tiger my damn self, I find it only necessary to issue out this memo: *Please do NOT call Penny Hardaway and Larry Finch. They do not want to be the coach. That also goes for Tic Price. That makes us look desperate. *We cannot apply to become an HBCU in hopes of playing a different group. It's bad enough that our conference gets pissed on. *In light of the fact that several future signees are going with Calipari, it is only fair that we be allowed to ask the following people to join our team: Bo Outlaw, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dikembe Mutombo and Leroy. Only they can sell seats in the FedEx Forum now. *You can NOT get a tuition refund. *The Tigers will put out a rap song on the B-Side of the "Icky Shuffle". *Our new theme song is "Fear the Tiger" by Bootsy Collins. Also followed b...

Hello people and others. As you all know, John Calipari is now with the University of Kentucky. That means that there are going to be some changes up in this institution. As a former/future Tiger my damn self, I find it only necessary to issue out this memo: *Please do NOT call Penny Hardaway and Larry Finch. They do not want to be the coach. That also goes for Tic Price. That makes us look desperate. *We cannot apply to become an HBCU in hopes of playing a different group. It's bad enough that our conference gets pissed on. *In light of the fact that several future signees are going with Calipari, it is only fair that we be allowed to ask the following people to join our team: Bo Outlaw, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dikembe Mutombo and Leroy. Only they can sell seats in the FedEx Forum now. *You can NOT get a tuition refund. *The Tigers will put out a rap song on the B-Side of the "Icky Shuffle". *Our new theme song is "Fear the Tiger" by Bootsy Collins. Also followed b...